“A superficial man generally doesn’t like a deep woman, unless he is particularly well-hung.”
“A friend of mine discovered the involution of species. After she divorced from a Homo Sapiens Sapiens, she tried with several Homo Sapiens; then she went straight to the Homo Erectus.”
“Women like mysterious men: they become charming. Men don’t like mysterious women too much: they become impenetrable.”
“When it comes to sex toys, feminists complain about the lack of inflatable dolls. According to the manufacturers, the product has no market: it is already out there in flesh and blood.”
“Geometry is objective; the perception of geometric shapes is subjective. For example, women have many sides, but the average man only sees one: the backside.”
“The son of a close friend of mine, when hungry for food, only eats hot dogs. My ex too has exclusive tastes, with a difference. When he’s hungry for sex, he rejects the dogs and only seeks the hot.”
Brianna’s irreverent humor about the relationship: enjoy these wonderful aphorisms on sexuality
In the fifth volume of the collection, the Afoolisms become particularly hot, or rather hog.
The fact that there is a genetic similarity between men and pigs is widely demonstrated: in fact, various religions rightly prohibit the consumption of pork, as it is an act of cannibalism.
What nobody says, however, is that even for women, underneath it all, as Brianna says, “that’s a pig of silver lining…”.