“Men tell us we’re too bitchy sometimes. That must be the maternal instinct coming out.”
“My friend’s mother-in-law climbed the ladder in the military: she moved up to serpent-major.”
“Homeopathy works: it is scientifically proven that you have to be an asshole to fight assholes. (allopathic dose recommended)”
“It’s better to piss many people off than being liked by many pissants.”
“It’s okay for boys to see a whore sometimes: you have to visit your mother from time to time.”
“A friend of mine’s wife is impossible at night. Because during the morning she sleeps.”
“You should never wish death to a mother-in-law that busts the balls all day: she could become a ghost and bust the balls all night.”
Brianna’s collection of illustrated aphorisms to keep in your pocket when you feel asocial
With the fourth volume, Brianna’s “afoolisms” turn naughty, very naughty, actually definitely evil. The targeted people in this book are all those who bust our balls, or our ovaries, depending on gender, and obviously, all sons and daughters of bitches too, with all due respect to sex workers, who do a good deed by doing a job that is dangerous as much as despised.
Brianna summarizes everything as follows (pardon my French):
“When you’re dealing with an asshole there are only two possibilities: either you slap him, or you jerk him around.”
Since the author rejects all forms of violence, we are left with only one possibility.