I'm not paying
a therapist,
but a dumbass
instead:
when I have
low self-esteem,
talking to him
makes me feel
immediately
smarter.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
The 18y/o son
of a friend of mine
took a pic of his penis
with his cell phone.
Maybe he needed
a valid photo ID.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
Scientists say women have a lower IQ
than men: the fact that they agreed
to perform the test itself proves that.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
The computer is stupid but usually fast,
the man is slow but usually smart:
that's why it's useful to put
them together.
There's a problem though,
when they're matched by a bureaucrat:
in such cases usually
a slow PC is paired with a stupid man.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
Following sports injuries
creatinine is produced:
a breakdown product
of creatine phosphate
in muscle.
Following emotional injuries
cretinine is produced:
the result of the breakdown
of a cretin.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
In the happy degrowth
more and more
limited resources
are happily
distributed among
more and more people:
the ultimate limit
will be to give
nothing to everyone.
(Polidicks)
Women are all whores.
But there’s a reason: all men
are always searching
for their mothers.
(Today I feel antisocial)
Every woman has the instinct to care for, educate, and raise someone.
With puppies it works very well; a little less with children,
but with men it is strongly discouraged.
(Love me two-timers)
The essential is invisible to the eyes.
Except when the crotch is very noticeable.
(A little pig of everything)
If men or fishes get hooked,
they're both in a pickle.
(Love me two-timers)
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I'm not paying
a therapist,
but a dumbass
instead:
when I have
low self-esteem,
talking to him
makes me feel
immediately
smarter.
The 18y/o son
of a friend of mine
took a pic of his penis
with his cell phone.
Maybe he needed
a valid photo ID.
Scientists say women have a lower IQ
than men: the fact that they agreed
to perform the test itself proves that.
The computer is stupid but usually fast,
the man is slow but usually smart:
that's why it's useful to put them together.
There's a problem though,
when they're matched by a bureaucrat:
in such cases usually
a slow PC is paired with a stupid man.
Following sports injuries
creatinine is produced:
a breakdown product
of creatine phosphate in
muscle.
Following emotional injuries
cretinine is produced:
the result of the breakdown
of a cretin.
In the happy degrowth
more and more
limited resources
are happily
distributed among
more and more people:
the ultimate limit
will be to give
nothing to everyone.
(Polidicks)
Women are all whores.
But there’s a reason: all men are always searching
for their mothers.
(Today i feel antisocial)
Every woman has the instinct
to care for, educate,
and raise someone.
With puppies it works very well;
a little less with children,
but with men it is
strongly discouraged.
(Love me two-timers)
The essential is invisible
to the eyes.
Except when
the crotch
is very
noticeable.
(A little pig of everything)
If men or fishes get hooked, they're both in a pickle.
(Love me two-timers)
Previous slide
Next slide
I'm not paying
a therapist,
but a dumbass
instead:
when I have
low self-esteem,
talking to him
makes me feel
immediately
smarter.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
The 18y/o son
of a friend of mine
took a pic of his penis
with his cell phone.
Maybe he needed
a valid photo ID.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
Scientists say women have a lower IQ
than men: the fact that they agreed
to perform the test itself proves that.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
The computer is stupid but
usually fast,
the man is slow but usually smart:
that's why it's useful to put them together.
There's a problem
though, when they're matched by a bureaucrat:
in such cases usually
a slow PC is paired with a stupid man.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
Following sports injuries
creatinine is produced:
a breakdown product
of creatine phosphate
in muscle.
Following emotional injuries
cretinine is produced:
the result of the breakdown
of a cretin.
(Sorry for the late brain response)
In the happy degrowth
more and more
limited resources
are happily
distributed among
more and more people:
the ultimate limit
will be to give
nothing to everyone.
(Polidicks)
Women are
all whores.
But there’s a reason: all men
are always searching
for their mothers.
(Today I feel antisocial)
Every woman has the instinct
to care for, educate,
and raise someone.
With puppies it works very well;
a little less with children,
but with men it is
strongly discouraged.
(Love me two-timers)
The essential is invisible to the eyes.
Except when the crotch is very noticeable.
(A little pig of everything)
If men or fishes get hooked,
they're both in a pickle.
(Love me two-timers)
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Afoolism books

This surreal-sarcastic-wacky series was born under the banner of a particular vocation for provocation, since both the texts and the author are particularly provocative. Not to be read in times of Coronavirus: it might even put you in a good mood.